Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Aida-isms (age 4.5) and Claire-talk (age 2)



Aida (finishing praying): AMEN STINKER!
Mom & Dad (trying not to laugh): Aida, that's kind of like calling God a stinker. It's kind of rude.  Don't do that.
Claire: But I love stinkers!

Mom (referring to Cinderella):  Wouldn't it be nice if we had a maid to cook and clean for us?
Aida (completely serious):  Well, we have you.  You're kind of like my maid....

Aida:  I'm the princess!
Claire:  I'm the little mother!

Claire watching mommy get out the shower: You boobies a so silly!
As mommy turns around to dry off:  And you bum a SOOOO big!

Aida, Claire, mommy, grandma, and great-grandma (Nanna) out for lunch....
Aida:  Nanna, you and Grandma have to sit on the old lady side of the table.

Mom or Dad: Claire, it's time for ______ (a diaper change, bed, lunch, etc.)
Claire: No thanks.  I just fine.

Claire:  I love blueblawies!
Aida:  The only thing that would make them better is if they were candy.

Aida and Claire slept over at Auntie Krista and Uncle Cody's while mommy and daddy went camping for a night:
Aida: Why are you going without us?
Mom: It's important for mommy and daddy to get special time together sometimes without you and Claire.  It will be like a date.
Aida:  What will you do?
Mom:  We are going rock climbing.
Aida:  I know!  You should prepare a special dance for daddy and then he can do a special dance for you!  Don't forget to say bravo at the end!

5 comments:

katie said...

they're so awesome! without sounding weird, the part about your silly boobies was my favourite part, it made me laugh out loud!
i could handle reading those posts every day, hilarious.

Carla Ewing said...

Those are priceless!!!

teresa said...

oh, awesome! gave me a good giggle. your kids are so cute!

The Nilsen's Journey said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh this morning!

kimberley francis said...

ahhhahahah! your kids are NOT boring Miliss. These are great entries.